Current mood:

antsy

Ben Benson
As you all know, the softball game didn't go as well as expected. Thus I will not talk about it. Instead, I will talk about the coolest kid I know, Ben Benson. Who is Ben Benson you ask? Well.... if you are ready, I shall tell u the tale. *ahem* Jess, Emmy, Jo and I sat on the bus after the game. Suddenly, Emmy looked out the window and remarked, "look at that boy. He looks sad." We all looked. A little boy, who we decided was 7 years old and named Ben, sat on the ground with his head in his hands. No one was around. He just sat alone. Poor Ben. Thus when he walked by our bus, we proceeded to call his name and ask him to come over. We may have freaked him out, but it was worth it. I got a picture of him on my phone! Ben was the only 7ish year old boy there, so he had to amuse himself. This consisted of swinging around a blue bag in which, we decided, was a bomb. He also had a bat. Another cool fact about Ben was that he was wearing an Eggo shirt with Spiderman on it. Dude! That's so cool! But all of this ended to quickly. It seemed to have just started when the JV game ended. Thus Ben had to go home. He was wearing blue pants and he put on a matching blue jacket. Then he went on the bleachers and was bending over with his blue bag of bombs. He looked like he was about to fall and I yelled, "NO, BEN! You have too much to live for!" Thus he didn't fall and we were happy.

To summarize:
Ben Benson, wearing blue pants and a blue jacket, with his blue bag full of bombs and a bat, who is a bit beefy and also bisexual, was bending on the bleachers.

The End.

Now for the sayings of the day*: "Did you hear that?"
"What?"
"I honked my.... I beeped..."
"You beeped you horn?"
"That just sounds wrong."

"What's with you and dark corners?"

"Age is only a number... at least that's what I tell guys."